Do you bake cakes for the teenage girls you keep locked up in your basement?

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loser

People ask you to help them out to get work done, so they don't have to stay late. You tell them you're too busy and have too much of your own work to do to help out.
You then spend the next hour studying the futureshop flyer online. Not just looking. But studying each and every item they have in there.
After that you spend an hour on torrent sites. Writting down a list of movies you're going to download when you get home.
Seriously who the fuck does that.
We're supposed to function as a group. When people need help you help them. When you're light on work you ask others for work, and when you have too much you ask others for help. But you never help anyone.
If you have to stay at work past 4:45 you start to panic. It's pathetic.

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*Backstory* You have a 3 year old daughter.

You openly admit to people at work that you want to engage in sexual relations with the blue avatar girl from Avatar. You tell people that (and yes I quote) "halfway through the movie I really wanted to do it with her".
You have a 3 year old daughter and you're getting an erection from a cartoon character. This seems wrong. Very wrong.
It's a cartoon character. And you want to fuck her/it (I don't know what verb ... or is it a noun? to use there).

There's A LOT of Avatar material here. But I'll save the other stories for another day.

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It's safe to say that I've never been involved in an act of rape. So I really have no experience in the matter.

BUT ...

Your laugh makes me picture you huddled over a pit in your basement, lowering a bucket with lotion in it. Explaining to a girl soaked in her own tears that she needs to put the lotion on.

Every time you laugh a cute little bunny dies.

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A Nightmare!

I have to work with this image that isn't orfo-rectified! It's such a nightmare! I've tried to explain that it's not orfo-rectified, but he just doesn't get it. But you understand. You know what I'm talking about. I like working with orfo-rectified images. They fall into real world coordinates good.

(it's ortho ... not orfo)

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How I Know You're Gay vol. 1

You openly admit you downloaded the new Miley Cryus album from iTunes.

awethum.

Let's Get Retarded In Here

Things I get excited for ... free beer, boston red sox, detroit red wings, hot girls, weekends, long weekends, making out with hot girls. Well you get the picture, pretty much anything that involves at least two (but preferablly three) of the following: beer, girls and sports.

Things that make you start signing Let's Get It Started. Free lunch leftovers, free work lunch. That is all.

I had never before seen someone burst into song over the idea of a free hamburger.

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joe rogan

his name is joe rogan. with an R. not joe logan. ROGAN.

for someone who watches so much UFC and proclaims to to be a fan of the UFC, you'd figure you'd be able to read the little text box that pops up multiple times during an event that clearly states his name is ROGAN. not logan.

one second. you download all the fights and fast forward through all of the between fight commentary and what have you. that would explain why you think his name is logan. or would it?

not awethum.