You are the only person who could take something extremely positive and spin it into a negative.
We're going to a ball game next month with work. Work is paying for the tickets, giving us $30 for beer/food at the game and buying us diner. Pretty damn sweet if you ask me.
BUT you have to go and put a negative spin on it.
Before the game we're having a demo at the downtown office. We agreed that it would be good to do it that day since we'd already be downtown to begin with. Then you have to start complaining about getting downtown toronto during rush hour. When everyone has talked about taking the GO into the city anyways.
You get in a panic and start saying you can't go anymore.
Holy fuck buddy. Why don't you relax for a minute and just step outside of your tiny little bubble of a life and try to have some fun.
What a douche.

wonderland

It's been a while since I've written anything. But he's been on vacation.

So he took all of last week off and ended up going to Wonderland. If I have to hear about Wonderland once more I'm going to punch someone in the dick.

I should be making jokes. However, I'm far too hungover to do that. Yeah that's fucked up. I'm hungover as shit at 3 in the afternoon on a Monday. You do the math.

Anyways. Back to the business at hand.

He made a comment "I'm glad that I have a little one because I can be in the kids water park and not look like a pervert."

So if you didn't have a child you would still contimplate going into the kiddies water park, and on top of that you have actually weighed out the pros and cons of doing so versus looking like a pervert. There is something wrong with that. Seriously wrong.