Do you really need to sigh after everything you say? It's really annoying. It's bad enough that you spend half the day on the phone. But now you've added in sigh's after every sentance.
pretty much everyone you show pictures of your kids to have the same reaction. you can tell from the body language what it is too. it's the, oh shit are your kids retarded? just say they're cute quick, because they honestly look like they have a touch of the downs.