snow

seriously dude. do you really need to tell everyone who walks by that we're supposed to get a shitload of snow tomorrow?
pretty sure everyone has heard the forecast and seen the warnings.
the best is that you bitch about how bad the drive home is going to be.
you like 10 minutes down the road.
10 fucking minutes.
you're home and in the basement touching yourself to Jennifer's Body (*side story) before I'm even a quarter of the way home.
you have the shortest drive out of anyone but all you do is bitch.
you need to shut your face. right now.

(* side story) you actually tell people that you watched Jennifer's Body and that there were some pretty "risky" scenes. then with your creepy i'm about to rape someone face say how you thought the movie could have used some more nudity.
there are these two things called the internet and porn.
you should look into them dumbass.
who turns to major hollywood movies for spankbank material?
oh that's right ... you do.
i wonder if he's downloaded the Avatar porno yet.