you're not fooling anyone

you are in fact gay.
here's the evidence.
you say you've seen tron before but you obviously haven't. when you finally watch it, you proceed to make fun of it and say how much of a shit movie it is.
if you had actually seen it in your youth you might admit that it is a crappy movie, but you would never openly blast it.
after making fun of tron, you go on for a good 15 minutes about how great twilight eclipse was. seriously. twilight. you're a man in your late 30s/early 40s and you love twilight.
GAY.